and a plastic pistol

alix - 20something - d.c. - decidedly unquality

the music was too loud, the food was cold. the drinks were few and the people many. it was everything i expected, and less.  

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“It’s like, yeah Ice…he’s a pedophile. You work in the Sex Crimes Division.

I believe I’ve watched Mulaney’s Ice-T-as-an-SVU-cop bit a good eleven times this weekend and MAYBE I SHOULD STOP. 

I believe I’ve watched Mulaney’s Ice-T-as-an-SVU-cop bit a good eleven times this weekend and MAYBE I SHOULD STOP.